

If you have a child who is mischievous, then an idea might be to play this. I have disciplined children very effectively this way, by playing this over and over again for every waking hour and turning it off only when the wretches have been particularly good, like when they've dug up more than their quota of coal.
Some out there might see this as an innocent children's record, but those shrill, posh voices probably belong to children who've strangled their own ponies. You've been warned!
Uncle Mac's Nursery Rhymes 43Mb
Ripped and Encoded by Slothy@128kbps mono (same as 256kbps stereo)

'This record has changed my life' - Terry Fied, Lowestoft