Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Uncle Mac's Nursery Rhymes




If you have a child who is mischievous, then an idea might be to play this. I have disciplined children very effectively this way, by playing this over and over again for every waking hour and turning it off only when the wretches have been particularly good, like when they've dug up more than their quota of coal.

Some out there might see this as an innocent children's record, but those shrill, posh voices probably belong to children who've strangled their ponies. You've been warned!

Uncle Mac's Nursery Rhymes 43Mb

Ripped and Encoded by Slothy@128kbps mono (same as 256kbps stereo)


'This record has changed my life' - T. Errified, Lowestoft

11 comments:

  1. Thanks for this. Can never have enough scary nursery rhyme LPs!

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  2. All nursery rhyme records were posh in those days. I had some nursery rhyme coloured vinyl EPs that sounded like they were recorded by members of the royal family.

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  3. They were actually coloured in nursery rhyme? Wowzers!

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  4. Er, no, that would have been too psychedelic...they were merely green or yellow or red. Sorry to disappoint you.

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  5. Weird stuff going on in the comments here, half have disappeared leaving only comments from worthless spammers and myself..so I've chucked 'em out..

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  6. After These Nursery Rhymes I ol Slothy has fallen to sleep...nudge nudge C'mon Sloth time to get up and go to work zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  7. The download link is now dead. Can you please re-upload it to some site & post the new link? Thanks.

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  8. As soon as you have posted a brand new link, can you please email me the link? My email address is bushnest@gmail.com . Thanks.

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