If you have a child who is mischievous, then an idea might be to play this. I have disciplined children very effectively this way, by playing this over and over again for every waking hour and turning it off only when the wretches have been particularly good, like when they've dug up more than their quota of coal.
Some out there might see this as an innocent children's record, but those shrill, posh voices probably belong to children who've strangled their ponies. You've been warned!
After trawling the excellent thelibraryhunt (no, it didn't take all of six weeks!), I was amazed I had one which wasn't there, so here it is as a re-up.
Billed on the back cover as a companion to KPM 1240 'Action World' it has some great smooth hi-tec style tracks which are worth grabbing. This was ripped 3 years ago so no real collector's protocol was used, the track titles are untagged but for the filenames, and I decided to have the spoken track numbers at the end of the preceding track which seemed more listener friendly.
I can do a fresh rip at 320kbps and all the other stuff if there's any interest..